Kama Sutra Naughty Notes – “You Own My Heart” Greeting Card

For the partner who owns your heart… and a little more. This hilariously bold Naughty Notes card says it all: “YOU OWN MY HEART” on the outside and “AND MY ASS!” on the inside — guaranteed to make them laugh, blush, and immediately clear their schedule.

But the fun doesn’t stop at the message. Inside, you’ll find three sensual Kama Sutra romance packets plus four Kama Sutra position cards with playful tips and tricks, turning this card into an unforgettable experience rather than just a moment.

What’s Inside

✓ AROMATICS Harmony Blend Massage Oil (3 mL)
— Smooth, soothing, and perfect for warm-up touch.

✓ OIL OF LOVE Raspberry Kiss Foreplay Oil (3 mL)
— Kissable, warming, and deliciously fruity.

✓ LOVE LIQUID Classic Lubricant (3 mL)
— Water-based glide for comfort and pleasure.

✓ 4 Kama Sutra Position Cards
— Sexy positions with fun enhancements to try together.

Includes envelope. Not suitable for standard mailing — must be hand-canceled and requires extra postage.

Why You’ll Love It

• Hilarious, flirty message that guarantees a reaction
• Comes with sensual products for an immediate “do not disturb” moment
• Unique, intimate twist on a greeting card
• Perfect mix of romance, humor, and heat

Perfect For

✓ Birthdays
✓ Anniversaries
✓ Valentine’s Day
✓ Weddings & Bachelorette surprises
✓ Holidays
✓ Or… any day you want to remind them what they own 😉